Merry X’mas to all KOREKK-ers!

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Very interesting way of writing a story:

Girl A didn’t want to see Guy B anymore. And took the pains to tell him so. Mainly because he was always busy building up his own company and they have vastly different priorities in life. Guy B seeing a good thing and didn’t want to let it go, made a valiant attempt in getting back into her good graces. They went out for a meal.

Don’t miss out the other 5 parts to it!

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Does he hate or love christmas?

X’mas, also known as Christmas, for those who are better at spelling. It is said that this is the day they celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, someone who died some two thousand years ago. Why would someone want to celebrate a long dead person’s birthday, you might ask. I don’t know and not that I
care. But in a way, I care cause, this is one of my favourite festive seasons, because everything about it is so commercialized, like McDonalds.

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Very funny incident at a moneychanger:

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line … just one guy in front of me.
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated…

He asked the teller, “why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller says, “fluctuations”

The Asian guy says…

Read on for the punchline!

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Will not take away the glory from ~*~LostSoul~*~ but this is worth seeing, a poster warning moviegoers!

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A really funny article by Michael Ooi:

I guess that’s what happened a few days ago, when Emily discovered a brown floating asteroid inside our toilet. She reprimanded me only today:

Emily: “I’ve discovered some unflushed stray poo inside our toilet a couple days ago…”

Me: “Oh really? Whose poo was that?”

It didn’t occur to me that her remarks was supposed to be sarcastic in nature.

Emily: “It was your’s! Who else’s can it be??”

lol… read more of it here

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Despite the more serious headlines, I can’t stop but laugh about the picture that Jeff Ooi posted with the headlines “FOMEMA Fear Factor” next to an advert showing Ziana Zain’s picture with a slogan “A Scent that’s Truly Ziana Zain”.

Funny posts about being politically correct and christmas trees:

Apparently some people thought it’s offensive and inappropriate to say “Merry Christmas” in public. See, the USA is a multicultural society so there’s a lot of Americans who do not celebrate Christmas by default. Initially, their government bodies and major shopping complexes decided to start using the more politically-correct and all-encompassing “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings”, which I thought was fine.

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UPDATE: This needs a repost! If you bother to read through the 231 comments - This seemingly innocent article has becomed a place to discuss politics, religion and even XiaXue! Some excerpts from Kenny Sia’s comment box: